Iran Accuses Israel of Grand Theft Cloud
Iran Focus
London, 4 July - In a bizarre attempt to
try to shift the blame for Iran’s ongoing drought, which has been
exacerbated through decades of corruption and mismanagement by the
mullahs, a high ranking military official has accused Israel of stealing
Iran’s clouds and snow.
Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali,
the chief of Iran’s civil defence organization, made this ludicrous
statement at an agricultural conference in Tehran.
He said:
“Joint teams from Israel and one of the neighbouring countries make the
clouds entering into Iran barren. Moreover, we are faced with the cases
of cloud theft and snow theft.”
Well, that’s certainly a big claim. Is there any evidence to back it up?
No.
Jalali apparently cited a study that
shows all mountain tops in the Middle East are covered in snow, whilst
Iran’s are not - a study that doesn’t appear to exist. This might be the
first indication that their claims are baseless and a distraction
method.
Then, Ahad Vazife, the head of Iran’s
meteorological service, explained that it is not possible to steal
clouds or snow and that these claims will only deter people from
“finding the right solutions” to environmental issues facing Iran.
While Kaveh Madani, the former deputy
head of Iran's environmental agency who fled Iran earlier this year
during a crackdown on environmentalists, tweeted that this “conspiracy
theory” was Iran’s best strategy to justify their failure, citing their
scepticism of climate change.
But isn’t China building cloud seeding/forming machines?
Yes, but they’ve barely even started
work on the project. There’s no evidence that they could work for their
intended purpose (increasing rainfall in drier areas), but even if they
did, they can’t steal another country’s clouds.
Climate change is a hoax?
In order to further prove that the
Iranian officials have no clue when it comes to environmental science,
the state-run Tasnim News Agency reported that Jalali thinks that
climate change is caused by foreign interference as if to spite Iran.
To be clear, almost all countries in the
world are contributing to climate change and Iran is suffering
disproportionately considering its own emissions, but this is to do with
its position on the globe and other environmental factors. Not a global
conspiracy against Iran.
Plus,
Iran isn’t doing anything to negate the effects of climate change and
is in fact making the situation worse by refusing to reduce its carbon
emissions and refusing to provide its people with safe drinking water.
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